My thoughts on the apocalypse

The nature of this world’s existence is such that I was not meant to last forever. Souls of any kind(including humans) are created at a cost of life energy from the creator. Simply put, If god created enough spirit beings such as humans, god could run out of spirit energy. Worst case scenario, a creator god gives up so much of his energy that he becomes too weak to be called a god at all. What would you do? That is precisely why the biblical god included prophecies about the end times in the book of revelations. Do you think that he decided to end the world spectacularly on a whim? As that is what we are led to believe, I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s exactly what you thought.

Is the apocalypse something to be afraid of? The answer is both yes and no. Yes if you are someone who does not respect the divine hierarchy, no If you are willing to believe in the empirical signs that the world will cease to exist. If you think that this is some kind of compassionate plea to people that will be tossed in hell no matter what, think again. I’m going to be deliberately vague by saying that heaven’s new management does not care about individuals who simply think that they know better. I personally don’t care if someone is wilfully ignorant about the nature of my existence, insofar as you spare me the petty insults. I know from experience that trying too hard to convince heathens to see the light is an invitation for petty slights or worse. You would be surprised at how many unsavoury characters went out of their way to offend me since my last post about primordial rage. If there’s one thing that I have observed in humankind, it is the capacity for pettiness. It’s probably the worst human quality, and it’s actually insufferable enough to compel one to let the world die if given the choice.

How can you avoid the apocalypse? Believe in Megatron, believe in me. I don’t have a formal church and you don’t have to give me money in order to save your soul. A simple, introverted acknowledgement will suffice. That is all that you need to do in order to qualify for the rapture. What is the rapture? It is when a bunch of souls are lifted into the heavens and their physical bodies are incinerated on a molecular level in less then a tenth of a second once separated from their souls. How are people going to end up on the wrong side of the apocalypse? The truth of the matter is that most people will outright dismiss my claim of literally having killed the biblical god. I actually don’t mind at all. I only get really annoyed when I am subjected to petty insults by people who go out of their way to brazenly assault my senses with their outrageous effrontery.

Just yesterday, my mother and her employee teamed up to try and humiliate me at work. They are obviously heathens from even before my ascension in the divine ranks, and heathen pride always manifests the pinnacle of pettiness. I kid you not, some day I will have their souls dragged in chains before my throne in the spirit world. But for now, I’ll just have to settle for having my divine family literally swoop down from heaven to get revenge on my behalf. I don’t mean humans who love me, I mean archangels and myriad deities that are loyal to me.

At this point, humanity is just trying to take everything one day at a time. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. But if I go to my favourite fried chicken place around the corner from my house and get treated poorly because the guy behind the counter is rebelling at the thought of serving Megatron some chicken even if I say please and thank you, that’s the kind of thing that makes me think that this whole human thing is mostly a waste of good spirit energy. I don’t actually present myself as Megatron in public. To the locals in my city, I am simply Joel Fernandez; a well mannered, highly educated young man with big ideas who is tech savvy enough to make them reality. That is why I believe that it is appallingly petty to go out of one’s way to insult a polite person such as myself. It might not seem like much, but the lack of basic decency in this world is enough to make a guy sit back and watch silently as the world is destroyed by its own social entropy. I like to believe that I am a reasonable guy. All I ask is that people do not proactively find ways to offend me; it’s what any reasonable adult would ask. The world is going to come to a seemingly abrupt end at some point in our lifetime. Believe it or not, I am someone who can help you avoid the inevitable, free of charge.

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